My Mom sent this ridiculously long document of facts. I selected a few for your viewing pleasure:

5.) If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

27.) It is physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

38. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand 7 feet, 2 inches tall.

41.) Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

42.) Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.

I can't lick mine....